| Groucho Marx Quotes Famous quotes by Groucho Marx From All the Best Quotes Famous quotes indexed by Author and Subject Home Subject Index: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Author Index: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z |
|
Groucho Marx Quotes I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. Groucho Marx Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. Groucho Marx You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. Groucho Marx The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. Groucho Marx A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. Groucho Marx | |