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Will Rogers Quotes. Page 2 Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage. Will Rogers I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! Will Rogers There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. Will Rogers If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? Will Rogers If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. Will Rogers This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers We have the best Congress money can buy. Will Rogers Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. Will Rogers Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. Will Rogers The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. Will Rogers The person with the best job in the country is the vice president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' Will Rogers When I die, my epitaph or whatever you call those signs on gravestones is going to read: 'I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like.' Will Rogers Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. Will Rogers |