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Quotes about Exercise

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Joey Adams

I take my only exercise acting as pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly. Mark Twain

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller

Those who think they have no time for bodily exercise will sooner or later have to find time for illness. Edward Stanley

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Robert Heinlein

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. Mark Twain

Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness. Joseph Addison

Sometimes I run around Regent's Park and go to the gym, I can manage about an hour, but stop for a cigarette every so often. Julian Clary

I feel about exercise the same way that I feel about a few other things: that there is nothing wrong with it if it is done in private by consenting adults. Anna Quindlen

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down. Rita Rudner

I swim every morning, go on the treadmill and then I ask myself, 'Why am I still so fat?' Michael Winner

Exercise is the worst thing in the world and as bad an invention as gunpowder. Horace Walpole

What I tend to do when it comes to the business of being fit is not bother. I eat lots, and then I sit in a chair. Jeremy Clarkson