The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw
No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious. George Bernard Shaw
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. George Bernard Shaw
What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering. George Bernard Shaw
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. Phyllis Diller
Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. Phyllis Diller
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