The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery. Dave Barry
Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art. Dave Barry
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbour’s motorised garden tiller. If your neighbour does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one. Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. Dave Barry
The best way to begin disarming is to begin – and the United States is ready to conclude firm agreements in these areas and to consider any other reasonable proposal. Lyndon Baines Johnson
A prudent question is one half of wisdom. Francis Bacon
Every model of morally or politically correct sexual behavior will be subverted by nature’s daemonic law. Camille Paglia
When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. Martin Luther King, Jr
The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent is erroneous; on the contrary, it makes them, for the most part, humble, tolerant, and kind. Failures make people cruel and bitter. Somerset Maugham