All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn’t sit in the same room with me. Dorothy Parker
Better be left by twenty dears
Than lie in a love-less bed;
Better a loaf that’s wet with tears,
Than cold, unsalted bread.
Dorothy Parker
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. Dorothy Parker
Four be the things I’d have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. Dorothy Parker
Gratitude: the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world. Dorothy Parker
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. Dorothy Parker
The most silent people are generally those who think most highly of themselves. William Hazlitt
Never worry about being obsessive. I like obsessive people. Obsessive people make great art. Susan Sontag
Politics makes strange bed-fellows. Charles Dudley Warner
Every model of morally or politically correct sexual behavior will be subverted by nature’s daemonic law. Camille Paglia
The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons. Ralph Waldo Emerson