All those writers who write about their own childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn’t sit in the same room with me. Dorothy Parker
Better be left by twenty dears
Than lie in a love-less bed;
Better a loaf that’s wet with tears,
Than cold, unsalted bread.
Dorothy Parker
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. Dorothy Parker
Four be the things I’d have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. Dorothy Parker
Gratitude: the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world. Dorothy Parker
He and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. Dorothy Parker