Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. Ambrose Bierce
Noise: a stench in the ear. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization. Ambrose Bierce
A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it. Ambrose Bierce
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. Ambrose Bierce
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein
Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us. Thomas Jefferson
As a general rule, nobody has money who ought to have it. Benjamin Disraeli
There is no nonsense so arrant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate government action. Bertrand Russell
The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable. H L Mencken